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joi, 7 aprilie 2011

Circulară amuzantă


Am primit un mail mult prea tare, deşi e o postare lungă şi nu e specifică blogului meu, merită citită. Sună foarte criminal asocierea limbii  engleze (stilul formal) cu limbajul de mahala românesc....      

E o circulară  dată de o companie straină din Romania, angajaţilor lor români, după ce staff-ul de naţie străină din firmă învaţă câteva cuvinte  româneşti (sper că aţi înţeles ce am scris). Nu e nevoie decât de foarte puţină limbă engleză ca să înţelegi, primele 2 paragrafe sunt mai grele, pt mine cel puţin, dar pe urmă e ok.

Subject: Improper  Language Usage It has been brought to our  attention by several officials visiting our office  in Romania that offensive language is commonly  used by our Romanian speaking staff.  

Such behavior, in  addition to violating our policy, is highly  unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and  staff. All personnel will immediately adhere  to the following rules:

1. Words like futui,  în pula mea, pula and other such expressions will  not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic  effect, no matter how heated a discussion may  become.

2. You will not say şi-a  băgat pula when someone makes a mistake, or s-a  căcat pe el if you see someone being reprehended,  or băga-mi-aş, when a major mistake has been made.  All forms and derivations of the verb a se căca  and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and  unacceptable in our environment.

3. No project manager,  section head or administrator under any  circumstances will  be referred to as pulă de  om, căcănaru' or boul.  

4. Lack of determination  will not be referred to as pulălău nor will  persons who lack initiative be referred to as  muiangiu.

5. Unusual or creative  ideas offered by management are not to be referred  to as porcării.

6. Do not say futu-ţi  mă-ta if somebody is persistent; do not add pula  mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult  situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o  (refer to item 2) or o să ne-o tragă when  a matter becomes excessively  complicated.

7. When asking someone to  leave you alone, you  must not say du-te-n  pula mea or should you ever substitute "May I help  you?" with, ce pula mea vrei?.

8. Under no circumstances  should you ever call your elderly industrial  partners boşorogi împuţiţi.

9. Do not say ia mai  mereţi-n pula cu căcatu' ăsta when a relevant  project is presented to you, nor should you ever  answer futu-te-n cur  when your assistance is  required.

10. You should never call  partner representatives as boul dracului or  tâmpitu' ăla.

11. The sexual behavior  of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such  as pizdulică bună, futăciosu' or homalău' lu'  peşte.

12. Last but not least,  after reading this note, please do not say mă  şterg la cur cu textul ăsta. Just keep it clean  and dispose of it properly.

1 comentarii:

marius_cr24 spunea...

homalau' lu' peste =))=))=))

 

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